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AI hackers do it artificially.
AI hackers do it breadth first.
AI hackers do it depth first.
AI hackers do it with robots.
AI hackers do it with rules.
AI hackers make a big production out of it.
AM Disc Jockeys do it with modulated amplitude.
APL programmers do it backwards.
APL programmers do it in a line.
APL programmers do it in the workspace.
APL programmers do it with stile.
AT&T does it in long lines.
Accountants are good with figures.
Accountants do it for profit.
Accountants do it to the bottom line.
Accountants do it with double entry.
Accountants do it without losing their balance.
Acrophobes get down.
Activists try to force others to do it their way.
Actors do it in the limelight.
Actors do it on camera.
Actors do it on cue.
Actors do it on stage.
Actors play around.
Actors pretend doing it.
Actuaries do it for insurance.
Actuaries do it for a premium.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Ada programmers do it by committee.
Ada programmers do it in packages.
Addicts do it for a fix.
Advertisers do it with style.
Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
Aerobics instructors do it for the heart.
Aerobics instructors do it in step.
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
Aerospace engineers do it with lift and thrust.
Aesthetists appreciate the beauty of it.
Agents do it undercover.
Agnostics can't imagine doing it.
Agnostics do it without comprehension.
Airborne 'chute their loads.
Airborne does it from above.
Air couriers do it all over the world in big jets.
Air Force does it and aims high.
Air Force does it...after coffee.
Air Force aims high and shoots low.
Air Traffic Controllers do it in the dark.
Air Traffic Controllers do it with their tongue.
Air Traffic Controllers tell pilots how to do it.
Air Traffic Controllers do it by radar.
Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load.
Alcoholics do it in bottles.
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
Algebraists do it with homomorphisms.
Algol 68 programmers do it od.
Algol programmers block it out.
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
Alpinists do it higher.
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.
Ambulance drivers come quicker.
America finds it at Waldenbooks.
Americans do it patriotically.
Amish do it the old-fashioned way.
Analog hackers do it continuously.
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Anesthetists do it until you fall asleep.
Anglers do it with worms.
Animal breeders do it with frequency and variation.
Animators do it 24 times a second.
Announcers broadcast it.
Ansi does it in the standard way.
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Apologists do it orally.
Apple Newton users hold it in their hands.
Archeologists do it with mummies.
Archeologists like it old.
Archeologists look for hidden bones.
Archers use longer shafts.
Architects are responsible for the tallest erections.
Architects do it late.
Architects do it with blueprints.
Architects have great plans.
Architectural historians can tell you who put it up, how big it was, and why it's no longer standing.
Archivists preserve it for posterity.
Arlo Guthrie does it on his motorcycle.
Army does it 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
Army does it being all that they can be.
Army does it with brute force.
Arsonists do it with fire.
Artillerymen do it with a burst.
Artillerymen do it with 155mm guns.
Artillerymen shoot bigger loads.
Artists are exhibitionists.
Artists do it by design.
Artists do it in the buff.
Artists do it with emotion.
Assassins do it from behind.
Assembler programmers do it one-to-one.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time.
Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
Astronauts do it in weightlessness.
Astronauts do it on re-entry.
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Astronauts do it while spaced out.
Astronomers can't do it with the lights on.
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it all over the universe.
Astronomers do it from light-years away.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies.
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
Astronomers do it with larger apertures.
Astronomers do it with long tubes.
Astronomers do it with stars.
Astrophysicists do it with a big bang.
Atheists don't believe in it.
Attorneys make better motions.
Audiologists do it aurally.
Auditors like to examine figures.
Australians do it down under.
Authors do it by rote.
Authors do it by the book.
Auto makers do it with standard equipment (or optional equipment).
Auto mechanics do it in the garage.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
BASIC programmers GOTO it.
BASIC programmers do it all over the place.
Babies do it in their pants.
Babysitters charge by the hour.
Bach did it with the organ.
Bailiffs always come to order.
Bakers do it for the dough.
Bakers knead it daily.
Bakers let it rise.
Bakers serve up sticky buns.
Ballerinas do it en point.
Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe.
Ballet dancers do it with toes.
Ballooners do it with hot air.
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Band members do it all night.
Band members do it in a parade.
Band members do it in front of 100,000 people.
Band members do it in public.
Band members do it in sectionals.
Band members do it on the football field.
Banjo players pluck with a stiff pick.
Bank tellers do it with interest. Penalty for early withdrawal.
Bankers have bigger assets.
Bankers like big deposits.
Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
Bankers do it with interest.
Baptists do it under water.
Barbarians do it with anything.
Barbers do it and end up with soaping hair.
Barbers do it with Brylcreem.
Barbers do it with shear pleasure.
Barbers get more trim.
Barney does it with children.
Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Baseball card collectors do it Topps.
Baseball players do it for a lot of money.
Baseball players do it head first.
Baseball players do it in series.
Baseball players do it in teams.
Baseball players do it with their bats.
Baseball players hit more home runs.
Baseball players make it to first base.
Basketball players do it for rebounds.
Basketball players do it with a slam dunk.
Basketball players score more often.
Bass clarinets go deep.
Bass players just pluck it.
Bass players do it with their fingers.
Batman does it with Robin.
Bats do it blindly.
Bayesians probably do it.
Bears do it in the woods.
Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
Beer brewers do it with more hops.
Beer drinkers get more head.
Beethoven did it apassionately.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Bell Labs programmers do it with UNIX.
Bell-ringers pull it themselves.
Beta testers do it looking for mistakes.
Bicyclists do it in 10 speeds.
Bicyclists do it off road.
Bicyclists do it on the side of the road.
Bicyclists do it on wheels.
Biologists do it with class and order.
Biologists do it with clones.
Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it.
Bird watchers do it in the bush.
Blackjack players do it double down.
Blind people do it with feeling.
Blondes do it with a thermos.
Bo Jackson knows doing it.
Boardheads do it with stiff masts.
Bobbitt used to do it.
Bodybuilders do it with muscle.
Bodybuilders pump it up.
Bookkeepers are well balanced.
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Bookkeepers do it with double entry.
Bookworms only read about it.
Bosses delegate the task to others.
Bouncers have more ejections.
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Bowlers do it with three fingers.
Bowlers have bigger balls.
Boxers do it with fists.
Boxers do it with their gloves on.
Boy Scouts do it in the woods.
Boy Scouts do it with Brownies.
Branch Davidians do it with fire.
Bricklayers lay all day.
Bridge players do it with finesse.
Bridge players try to get a rubber.
Buddhists imagine doing it.
Building inspectors do it under the table.
Bungee jumpers do it for a thrill.
Bungee jumpers do it with a cord.
Burglars do it without protection.
Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.
Bus drivers do it in transit.
Bus drivers do it with jerks.
Businessmen screw you the best they can.
Butchers have better meat.
C programmers SWITCH and then BREAK it.
C programmers continue it.
CB'ers do it on the air.
CEOs do it at conventions.
CEOs do it in conference rooms.
CEOs do it to the rest of the company.
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.
COBOL hackers do it by committee.
COBOL programmers are self-documenting.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
CS111 students do it in binary.
CS111 students do it with ORGs.
CS111 students do it with interspersed comments.
Cadavers do it six feet under.
Cadavers do it stiffly.
Cadavers do it under wraps.
Cadavers do it with their eyes closed.
Calculus students do it by parts.
Calculus students do it in increments.
Californians do it laid back.
Campers do it in a tent.
Canadians do it bilingually.
Canadians do it English and French.
Captain Kirk does it where no man has gone before.
Car customisers do it with a hot rod.
Car mechanics jack it.
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
Cardiologists do it lightheartedly.
Cardiologists do it wholeheartedly.
Carpenters do it tongue in groove.
Carpenters hammer it harder.
Carpenters nail harder.
Carpet fitters do it on their knees.
Carpet layers do it on the floor.
Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes.
Catholics do it A LOT.
Catholics talk about it afterwards.
Cavaliers do it mounted.
Cavalry does it with a charge.
Cavers do it in the mud.
Celebrities do it in the public eye.
Cellists give better hand jobs.
Cheapskates pay less for it.
Cheerleaders do it between periods.
Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically.
Cheerleaders do it with pom-poms.
Chefs do it for dessert.
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
Chefs do it with spice.
Chemical engineers do it in packed beds.
Chemists do it in an excited state.
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chemists do it organically.
Chemists do it periodically on table.
Chemists do it reactively.
Chemists do it with pipettes.
Chemists like to experiment.
Chess players check their mates.
Chess players do it in their minds.
Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates.
Chess players mate better.
Chiropractors do it, but they X-ray it first.
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
Christians do it with amazing grace.
Chromatographers do it with packed columns.
Circuit designers have a very low rise time.
Circuit designers offer VLSI. ( Very Long Sexual Intercourse)
City planners do it with their eyes shut.
City street repairmen do it with three supervisors watching.
Civil engineers build large erections with rigid members.
Civil engineers do it by reinforcing it.
Civil engineers do it in the dirt.
Civil engineers do it with an erection.
Civil engineers do it with their bridges up.
Civil engineers don't just do it, they give a dam.
Clams do it in beds.
Clarinet players do it by sucking and blowing.
Clerics do it with their gods.
Climbers do it in harnesses.
Climbers do it on rope.
Climbers do it up thin cracks.
Climbers do it with dangling nuts.
Clinton does it to us.
Clinton does it with flowers.
Clock makers do it mechanically.
Clowns do it for laughs.
Cluster analysts do it in groups.
Coaches whistle while they work.
Cockroaches have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects.
Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
Coin collectors do it for pennies.
Coin collectors do it in all denominations.
Coin collectors do it with proofs.
Coin collectors do it with slabs.
Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Commandos do it for the insertion.
Commodities traders do it in the pits.
Communications Engineers do it 'til it Hertz.
Communicators do it long distance.
Communicators talk about it.
Communists do it without class.
Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to DOING it.
Complexity freaks do it with minimum space.
Composers do it by numbers.
Composers do it with a quill and a staff.
Composers do it with entire orchestras.
Composers leave it unfinished.
Computer engineers do it with minimum delay.
Computer game players just can't stop.
Computer nerds just simulate it.
Computer operators do it upon mounted requests.
Computer operators do it with hard drives.
Computer operators get the most out of their software.
Computer operators peek before they poke.
Computer programmers do it interactively.
Computer programmers do it logically.
Computer programmers do it one byte at a time.
Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
Computer scientists do it on command.
Computer scientists do it with multiple entry points.
Computer scientists simulate doing it.
Computers do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC.
Conductors do it rhythmically.
Conductors wave it up and down.
Confectioners do it sweetly.
Congregationalists do it in groups.
Congressmen do it in the House.
Congressmen do it with filibusters.
Conservatives do it right.
Construction workers do it higher.
Construction workers do it with guy wires.
Construction workers lay a better foundation.
Consultants tell other how to do it.
Contrabass clarinets go deeper.
Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat.
Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt.
Copier repairmen do it with duplicity.
Cops do it arrestingly.
Cops do it at gunpoint.
Cops do it by the book.
Cops do it with cuffs.
Cops do it with electric rods.
Cops do it with nightsticks.
Cops have bigger guns.
Cosmologists do it with a bang.
Cowboys handle anything horny.
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
Cows do it in leather.
Crane operators have swinging balls.
Credit managers always collect.
Cross-country runners do it in open fields.
Cross-word players do it crossly.
Cross-word players do it horizontally and vertically.
Crosscountry runners do it in open fields.
Cryonicists stay stiff longer.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Cubans do it with cigars.
Cuckoos do it by proxy.
Cynics do it critically.
DJs can turn your dial.
DJs do it on request.
DJs do it on the air.
DOS users do it with cryptic, old-fashioned commands.
Dan Quayle does it in the dark.
Dan Quayle does it with a potatoe [sic].
Dancers do it in leaps and bounds.
Dancers do it on the floor.
Dancers do it to music.
Dancers do it with grace.
Dancers do it with pumps.
Dancers do it with their high heels on.
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
Data Processors do it in batches.
Deadbeats do it without paying for it.
Deadheads do it with Jerry.
Deaf people do it with a sign.
Debators do it in their briefs.
Debutantes do it for the first time.
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure.
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Democrats do it and make you pay for it later.
Democrats do it to rich people.
Demolitions experts do it until they explode.
Demonstraters do it on the street.
Dental hygenists do it till it hurts.
Dentists do it in your mouth.
Dentists do it orally.
Dentists do it prophylactically.
Dentists do it with a big drill.
Dentists do it with filling.
Deprogrammers do it with sects.
Detectives do it under cover.
Dieticians eat better.
Digital hackers do it off and on.
Diners eat out more often.
Dinosaurs did it millions of years ago.
Diplomats excel in foreign affairs.
Direct mailers get it in the sack.
Discover gives you cash back.
Dispatchers do it with frequency.
Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole.
Ditch diggers do it in the dirt.
Divers always do it with buddies. (buddy system)
Divers always use rubbers.
Divers bring flashlights to see better down there.
Divers can stay down there for a long time.
Divers do it deeper.
Divers do it for a score.
Divers do it in an hour.
Divers do it in three positions.
Divers do it under pressure.
Divers do it underwater.
Divers do it with a twist.
Divers explore crevices.
Divers go down all the time.
Divers go down for hidden treasures.
Divers have a license to do it.
Divers like groping in the dark.
Divers like to take pictures down there.
Divers train to do it.
Doctors do it in the OR.
Doctors do it on call.
Doctors do it only if you have appropriate insurance.
Doctors do it with patience.
Doctors do it with pills.
Doctors do it with stethoscopes.
Doctors prescribe it.
Doctors take two aspirins and do it in the morning.
Donors do it for life.
Don't do it with a banker. Most of them are tellers.
Drama students do it for applause.
Drama students do it with an audience.
Dreamers do it perfectly.
Drivers do it with their cars.
Drug dealers avoid big busts.
Druggists fill your prescription.
Druids do it in the bushes.
Druids do it with animals.
Druids leave no trace.
Drummers beat it.
Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
Drummers do it longer.
Drummers do it with both hands and feet.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Drummers pound it.
Drunks do it all over their shoes.
Drywallers are better bangers.
Dungeon Masters do it any way they feel like.
Dungeon Masters do it anywhere they damn well please.
Dungeon Masters do it behind a screen.
Dungeon Masters do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics.
Dungeon Masters do it to you REAL GOOD.
Dungeon Masters do it whether you like it or not.
Dungeon Masters do it with dice.
Dungeon Masters have better encounters.
Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons.
Dyslexics od ti.
E. E. Cummings does it with ease.
EMTs do it in ambulances.
Eccentrics do it their own way.
Economists do it at bliss point.
Economists do it cyclically.
Economists do it in an Edgeworth Box.
Economists do it on demand.
Economists do it with a dual.
Economists do it with an atomistic competitor.
Economists do it with elasticity.
Economists do it with indifference curves.
Economists do it with interest.
Economists do it with marginal cost.
Economists supply it.
Edgar Allan Poe did it with the pit and the pendulum.
Egotists do it better than anyone else.
El Ed majors teach it by example.
Electrical Engineers are shocked when they do it.
Electrical Engineers do it on an Impulse.
Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time.
Electrical Engineers do it with large capacities.
Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Electrical Engineers do it with super position.
Electrical Engineers resonate until it hertz.
Electricians are qualified to remove your shorts.
Electricians check your shorts.
Electricians do it just to plug it in
Electricians do it until it Hertz.
Electricians do it with spark.
Electricians undo your shorts.
Electrochemists have greater potential.
Electronics technicians do it in a solid state.
Electron microscopists do it 100,000 times.
Elephants do it for peanuts.
Elevator operators do it up and down.
Elevator operators push all the right buttons.
Elitists only do it with the best.
Elves do it in fairy rings.
Emailers do it between headings.
Emissions testers do it to your tailpipe.
Employers do it to employees.
Energizer Bunny keeps going, and going, and going . . .
Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.
Engineers charge by the hour.
Engineers do it any way they can.
Engineers do it in Mudd.
Engineers do it in practice.
Engineers do it to a first order approximation.
Engineers do it with a right-handed coordinate system.
Engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency.
Engineers do it with precision.
Engineers simply neglect it.
English majors do it with an accent.
English majors do it with style.
Entomologists do it with insects.
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality.
Environmentalists do it green.
Environmentalists recycle it.
Equestrians do it in leather.
Escapees do it on the lam.
Eunuchs do without it.
Evangelists do it with Him watching.
Executives do it in three piece suits.
Executives have large staffs.
Existentialists do it alone.
F. B. I. does it under cover.
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity.
FORTH programmers do it from behind.
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on.
Falsettos do it two octaves higher.
Fan makers are the best blowers in the business.
Fantasy roleplayers do it all night.
Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend.
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon.
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a group.
Farmers do it all over the countryside.
Farmers do it in the dirt.
Farmers do it on a corn field.
Farmers spread it around.
Farriers do it with hot pokers.
Federal Express agents will absolutely, positively do it overnight.
Fencers do it in a full lunge.
Fencers do it in the fleche.
Fencers do it with a thrust.
Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
Fergie does it to piss off Queen Elizabeth.
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
Fighter pilots do it at incredible speeds.
Fighter pilots do it with missiles.
Finance professors don't do it at all, apparently.
Firemen are always in heat.
Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Firemen do it with a big hose.
Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet.
Firemen go in when it's hot & come out when it's wet.
Fishermen are proud of their rods.
Fishermen do it for reel.
Fishermen eat what they catch.
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Flautists blow crosswise.
Flirts do it teasingly.
Flyers do it in the air.
Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
Football players are measured by the yard.
Football players do it in pads.
Football players do it offensively/defensively.
Foresters do it in trees.
Forgers do it hot.
Formula One racers come too fast and in laps.
Four-wheelers eat more bush.
Frank Sinatra does it his way.
Fraternity men do it with their little sisters.
Freud found it everywhere.
Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion.
Furriers appreciate good beaver.
Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it.
Gamblers do it on a hunch.
Game wardens do it with animal instinct.
Gamers do it by the rules.
Garbagemen come once a week.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Gardeners do it on the bushes.
Gardeners do it twice a year and then mulch it.
Gardeners have 50 foot hoses.
Gardeners trim your bush.
Gas station attendants pump all day.
Gays do it better in the end.
Geese do it in a flock.
Generals have something to do with the stars.
Genetists do it with sick genes.
Geographers do it continentally.
Geographers do it globally.
Geologists are great explorers.
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
Geologists do it in folded beds.
Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
Geologists know how to make the bedrock.
Geometers do it constructively.
George Bush does it in a kinder, gentler way.
George does it in the Bush.
George does it with a Bush in hand.
Gerald Ford does it on his face.
Girl Scouts do it with cookies.
Gnomes are too short to do it.
Golfers always sink their putts.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Golfers do it with long shafts.
Golfers hit their balls with shafts.
Graduates do it by degrees.
Graduate students get aids.
Graffitists do it on walls.
Grammarians do it in conjunction.
Grammarians do it with clause.
Grammarians do it with dangling participles.
Grammarians do it with interjection.
Grammarians do it with punctuation.
Gravediggers die to do it.
Greeks do it with their brothers and sisters.
Greyhound drivers do it with fewer stops.
Guitar players do it with a G-string.
Guitar players had their licks.
Guitar players have their pick.
Gymnasts do it with grace.
Gymnasts mount and dismount well.
Gymnasts perform floor exercises.
Gynecologists mostly sniff, watch and finger.
Hackers appreciate virtual dresses.
Hackers are I/O experts.
Hackers avoid deadly embrace.
Hackers discover the powers of two.
Hackers do it a little bit.
Hackers do it absolutely.
Hackers do it all night.
Hackers do it at link time.
Hackers do it attached.
Hackers do it automatically.
Hackers do it bottom up.
Hackers do it bug-free.
Hackers do it by the numbers.
Hackers do it concurrently.
Hackers do it conditionally.
Hackers do it detached.
Hackers do it digitally.
Hackers do it discreetly.
Hackers do it during PM.
Hackers do it during downtime.
Hackers do it efficiently.
Hackers do it faster.
Hackers do it graphically.
Hackers do it immediately.
Hackers do it in O(n log n).
Hackers do it in SEXTRAN.
Hackers do it in a HRRI.
Hackers do it in batches.
Hackers do it in dumps.
Hackers do it in less space.
Hackers do it in libraries.
Hackers do it in loops.
Hackers do it in parallel.
Hackers do it in stacks.
Hackers do it in the microcode.
Hackers do it in the software.
Hackers do it in trees.
Hackers do it in two states.
Hackers do it indirectly.
Hackers do it interactively.
Hackers do it iteratively.
Hackers do it loaded.
Hackers do it locally (or globally).
Hackers do it randomly.
Hackers do it recursively.
Hackers do it reentrantly.
Hackers do it relocatably.
Hackers do it sequentially.
Hackers do it synchronously.
Hackers do it top down.
Hackers do it with DDT.
Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Hackers do it with computers.
Hackers do it with daemons.
Hackers do it with editors.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Hackers do it with high priority.
Hackers do it with insertion sorts.
Hackers do it with interrupts.
Hackers do it with key strokes.
Hackers do it with phantoms.
Hackers do it with quick sorts.
Hackers do it with recursive descent.
Hackers do it with side effects.
Hackers do it with simultaneous access.
Hackers do it with slaves.
Hackers do it with their fingers.
Hackers do it with words.
Hackers do it without a net.
Hackers do it without arguments.
Hackers do it without detaching.
Hackers do it without proof of termination.
Hackers do it without protection.
Hackers do it without you even knowing it.
Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time.
Hackers get off on tight loops.
Hackers get overlaid.
Hackers have better software tools.
Hackers have faster access routines.
Hackers have good hardware.
Hackers have high bawd rates.
Hackers have high bod rates.
Hackers have it where it counts.
Hackers have response time.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Hackers know what to diddle.
Hackers make it quick.
Hackers multiply with stars.
Hackers stay logged in longer.
Hackers stay up longer.
Hackers take big bytes.
Hairdressers do it with curling irons.
Hairdressers give the best blow jobs.
Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz.
Ham radio operators do it with more frequency.
Handymen do it with whatever is available.
Handymen like good screws.
Handymen like to pound it in.
Handymen perform odd jobs around the house.
Hang-Gliders do it in the air.
Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds.
Hardware designers' performance is hardware dependant.
Hardware hackers are a charge.
Hardware hackers do it closely coupled.
Hardware hackers do it electrically.
Hardware hackers do it intermittently.
Hardware hackers do it noisily.
Hardware hackers do it on a bus.
Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range.
Hardware hackers do it with AC and DC.
Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers.
Hardware hackers do it with charge.
Hardware hackers do it with connections.
Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic.
Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs.
Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.
Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings.
Hardware hackers do it with power.
Hardware hackers do it with resistance.
Hardware hackers do it with transceivers.
Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors.
Hardware hackers have faster rise times.
Hardware hackers have sensitive probes.
Hare Krishnas do it in airports.
Harness drivers do it at the top of the stretch.
Harness drivers do it with whips.
Harpists do it by pulling strings.
Hawaiians do it volcanicly.
Headquarters controls it.
Headquarters knows nothing about it.
Hedgehogs do it cautiously.
Heinz does it with great relish.
Heisenberg might have done it.
Helicopter pilots do it while hovering.
Helicopter pilots do it with autorotation.
Hermits do it alone.
Heroes do it to the bad guys.
Hewlett Packard does it with precision.
Hikers do it naturally.
Hikers do it on all kinds of terrain.
Historians did it.
Historians do it for old times' sake.
Historians do it for posterity.
Historians do it over long periods of time.
Historians do it with dates.
Historians study who did it.
Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous.
Hockey players do it in 60 minutes.
Hockey players do it on the ice.
Hockey players do it with a slap-shot.
Hockey players do it with their sticks.
Hockey players do it; so what?
Hockey players have long, curved sticks.
Hockey players like to puck.
Hockey players spend two minutes in the box.
Horn players do it French style.
Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer.
Houdini did it in a straitjacket.
Housekeepers do it on their knees.
Housekeepers do it on the rag.
Howard Stern does it tastelessly.
Hunters do it in the bush.
Hunters do it with a bang.
Hunters do it with a big gun.
Hunters eat what they shoot.
Hunters go deeper into the bush.
Hurdlers do it every 10 meters.
Hydrogeologists do it 'til they're all wet.
Hypertrichologists do it with intensity.
Hypnotists do it on the count of three.
I just do it.
I/O Hackers do it without interrupt.
I/O Hackers have to condition their device first.
IRS does it everywhere.
IRS does it to everyone.
Ichthyologists do it with fish.
Illegal aliens do it under the table.
Illusionists fake it.
Illusionists only LOOK like they're doing it.
Imelda Marcos does it with 3,000 pairs of shoes.
Individualist does it with himself.
Inductors dissipate after doing it.
Infantrymen are ordered to do it.
Infantrymen do it cam'ed.
Infantrymen do it in fox-holes.
Infantrymen do it in the trench.
Infantrymen do it on the attack.
Infectious disease researchers do it with breeding and culture.
Information theorists analyze it with Wiener filters.
Instrument Techs do it with meters.
Insurance salesmen are premium lovers.
Intelligence knows nothing about it.
Interior decorators do it all over the house.
International relations people do it with diplomacy.
Interpreters do it manually and orally.
Introverts do it alone.
Inventors find a way to do it.
Investment analysts do it with security.
Italians do it better. (this line was obviously written by an Italian)
It is done by passivists. (passive voice)
Jamaican bobsledders do it poorly, but they make movies about it anyway.
Janitors clean up afterwards.
Janitors do it with a plunger.
Jedi Knights do it forcefully.
Jedi Masters do it with even more Force.
Jeffrey Dahmer does it, then eats it.
Jewelers mount real gems.
Jews worry about doing it.
Job seekers look for openings.
Jockeys do it at the gate.
Jockeys do it on the horse-back.
Jockeys do it with their horses.
Jockeys do it with whips and saddles.
Joggers do it on the run.
Journalists do it on deadline.
Journalists do it write.
Judges do it in chambers.
Judges do it with better rulings.
Judges do it with restraining orders.
Judges watch it and give scores.
Jugglers do it in a flash.
Jugglers do it with more balls.
Jugglers do it with their balls in the air.
Jurors hand down their verdict.
Karate students do it for kicks.
Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again.
Keyboardists use all their fingers.
Keyboardists use both their hands on one organ.
Knights do it in armor.
King Arthur did it on the Round Table.
Kings do it with their official seal.
Korfball players do it with the other sex.
LISP hackers are thweet.
LISP hackers do it in lambda functions.
LISP hackers do it with rplacd.
LISP programmers do it without unexpected side effects.
LISP programmers have to stop and collect garbage.
LOTS hackers do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy.
Lab technicians do it with accuracy.
Lab technicians have better measurements.
Lady Godiva did it on a horse.
Landlords do it every month.
Landscapers plant it deeper.
Laser printers do it without making an impression.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it to you.
Lawyers do it, which is a great pity.
Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it with clause.
Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs.
Lawyers lie about doing it and charge you for believing them.
Lawyers would do it but for 'hung jury'.
Left-handers do it right.
Lepidopterists do it with butterflies.
Librarians are novel lovers.
Librarians check it out first.
Librarians do it by the book.
Librarians do it on the shelfs.
Librarians do it quietly.
Lifeguards carry aids.
Lifeguards do it on the beach.
Lifeguards use slow, smooth hands.
Lifeguards use unique entries.
Linemen do it with big cables.
Linemen pull their wires.
Linguists do it with their tongues.
Linguists do it cunningly.
Lions do it with pride.
Loan officers do it with security.
Lobbyists do it persistently.
Lobbyists do it persuasively.
Locksmiths can get into anything.
Logicians do it consistently and completely.
Logicians do it or they do not do it.
Long distance runners do it on a predetermined route.
Long distance runners last longer.
Long jumpers do it with a running start.
Longshoremen do it in the port.
Longshoremen do it on the dock.
Lottery players do it by the numbers.
Lottery players get lucky once in a while.
Louisianans do it differently. ("Big Easy" -- Dennis Quaid)
Lumberjacks have bigger logs.
MUDders do it over the InterNet.
Machine Coders do it in bytes.
Machine language programmers do it very fast.
Machinists do it with screw drivers.
Machinists drill often.
Machinists make the best screws.
Macintosh programmers do it in windows.
Mac users do it with mice.
Mac users don't do it, they just point and click on the genital icon.
Mages do it with their familiars.
Maggots do it where it stinks.
Magicians are quicker than the eye.
Magicians do it with mirrors.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Magicians do it with their hands.
Magicians have crystal balls.
Magicians have magic wands.
Mailmen deliver on time.
Mailmen do it at the mail boxes.
Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet.
Male bisexuals like women as much as the next guy.
Malingerers do it as long as they can't get out of it.
Managers do it by delegation.
Managers have someone do it for them.
Managers make others do it.
Managers empower others.
Managers supervise others.
Mannequins can't do it, although sometimes you wish they could.
Marathon runners do it for hours.
Marines do it on land, sea, or air.
Marketing reps do it on commission.
Married people do it with frozen access.
Martyrs die trying to do it.
Masons do it secretively.
Match makers do it with sticks.
Match-makers do it with singles.
Mathematicians do it associatively.
Mathematicians do it by the numbers.
Mathematicians do it commutatively.
Mathematicians do it constantly.
Mathematicians do it continuously.
Mathematicians do it discretely.
Mathematicians do it exponentially.
Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more.
Mathematicians do it functionally.
Mathematicians do it homologically.
Mathematicians do it in fields.
Mathematicians do it in groups.
Mathematicians do it in imaginary planes.
Mathematicians do it in numbers.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathematicians do it on smooth contours.
Mathematicians do it over and under the curves.
Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular.
Mathematicians do it partially.
Mathematicians do it rationally.
Mathematicians do it reciprocally.
Mathematicians do it reflexively.
Mathematicians do it symmetrically.
Mathematicians do it to prove themselves.
Mathematicians do it to their limits.
Mathematicians do it totally.
Mathematicians do it transcendentally.
Mathematicians do it transitively.
Mathematicians do it variably.
Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife.
Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage.
Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts.
Mathematicians do it with linear pairs.
Mathematicians do it with odd functions.
Mathematicians do it with prime roots.
Mathematicians do it with relations.
Mathematicians do it with rings.
Mathematicians do it with their real parts.
Mathematicians do it without limit.
Mathematicians do over an open unmeasurable interval.
Mathematicians have to prove they did it.
Mathematicians work it out with pencils.
Mechanical engineers do it automatically.
Mechanical engineers do it in gear.
Mechanical engineers do it with fluid dynamics.
Mechanical engineers do it with stress and strain.
Mechanics do it from underneath.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Mechanics do it with oils.
Mechanics do it with their tools.
Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it.
Media people invade your privacy.
Medical researchers make mice do it first.
Medics do it in an orderly fashion.
Medievalists do it with fake, fluffy weapons.
Medusa did it petrifyingly.
Merchants do it to customers.
Mermaids CAN'T do it.
Metallurgists are screw'n'edge.
Metallurgists do it in the street.
Meteorologists do it at all levels.
Meteorologists do it unpredictably.
Meteorologists do it with crystal balls.
Meteorologists do it with forecasts.
Meteorologists do it with storm.
Methodists do it by numbers.
Microbiologists do it with culture.
Microorganisms do it microscopically.
Military cooks eat it.
Military truckers do it bigger, faster, and further.
Military truckers move bigger loads.
Milk drinkers do a body good.
Milkmen deliver twice a week.
Millionaires pay to have it done.
Milton Berle does it in his BVDs.
Mimes do it without a sound.
Mimes don't do it; everyone hates a mime.
Miners do it deeper than divers.
Miners sink deeper shafts.
Ministers do it on Sundays.
Ministers do it vicariously.
Missile engineers do it in stages.
Missilemen have better thrust.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Models do it beautifully.
Models do it in any position.
Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on.
Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters.
Molecular biologists do it with hot probes.
Monks do it by hand.
Moonies do it within sects.
Morticians do it gravely.
Mothers do it with their children.
MotoXers do it in the dirt.
Motorcyclists do it between cars.
Motorcyclists do it in sidecars.
Motorcyclists do it two-up.
Motorcyclists do it while leaning.
Motorcyclists do it with spread legs.
Motorcyclists like it with chains.
Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
Motorcyclists need a sidestand.
Mountain climbers do it because it's there.
Mountain climbers do it on the rocks.
Mountain climbers do it 'til they drop.
Mountain climbers do it with ropes.
Movie stars do it on film.
Mules do it in teams.
Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently.
Mummies keep it under wraps.
Music hackers do it at 3 am.
Music hackers do it audibly.
Music hackers do it in concert.
Music hackers do it in scores.
Music hackers do it with more movements.
Music hackers do it with their organs.
Music hackers want to do it in realtime.
Musicians do it in the practice room.
Musicians do it on a higher scale.
Musicians do it with chords.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Musicians duet.
Native Amazonians do it with poison tips along narrow tubes from an amazing distance.
Native Americans do it with reservations.
Navigators can show you the way.
Navy does it in waves.
Neanderthals did it primitively.
Necrophiliacs do it cryptically.
Necrophiliacs do it until they are dead tired.
Nerds do it in Rot13.
Nerds do it with pocket protectors.
Nerds don't do it. If they did, they wouldn't be nerds.
Net people do it with packets.
Network hackers know how to communicate.
Network managers do it in many places at once.
New users do it after reading the helpfile.
New users do it after receiving advice.
Newsmen do it at six and eleven.
Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
New Yorkers do it in a jam.
Nike wants you to just do it.
Nomads wander around in search of it.
Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing.
Novices do it with instructions.
Nuclear engineers do it hotter than anyone else.
Nudists do it naturally.
Nukes do it with more power.
Number theorists do it 69.
Nuns do it out of habit.
Nurses call the shots.
Nurses come when you call.
Nurses do it painlessly.
Nurses do it with care.
Nurses have a good bedside manner.
Oarsmen stroke till it hurts.
Obsessive-compulsive people do it habitually.
Oceanographers do it down under.
Oceanographers explore uncharted depths.
Operators do it person-to-person.
Operators mount everything.
Operators push the right buttons.
Operators really know how to mount it.
Opportunists never let it slip by.
Optics majors do it on a lens bench.
Optics majors do it with coherence.
Optimists do it without a doubt.
Optometrists do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they always see eye-to-eye.
Optometrists do it face-to-face.
Organists do it with both hands and both feet.
Orienteers do it in the woods.
Ornithologists do the bird.
Orthodontists do it with braces.
Osteopaths do it until you feel no pain.
PASCAL programmers REPEAT it.
PASCAL programmers are better structured.
PASCAL users do it with runtime support.
Pacific Northwest hackers do it with n loggin' sorts.
Pacifists do it non-violently.
Padres preach it.
Painters do it out in the field with brightly colored sticky substances.
Painters do it with longer strokes.
Paladins do it good or not at all.
Paladins don't do it.
Pantomimists do it silently.
Paparazzi do it to the rich and famous.
Paramedics can revive anything.
Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Particle physicists do it with charm.
Pastors do it with spirit.
Pathologists do it with corpses.
Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain.
Pavlov did it with drooling dogs.
Pediatricians do it with children.
Pee Wee Herman does it in movie theaters.
Percussionists beat off.
Perfectionists do it better.
Perverted Hackers do it with POPs.
Pessimists can't do it.
Pessimists do it with a sigh.
Pharmacists do it with side effects.
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
Pharmacologists do it via the oral route.
Pharmacologists do it with affinity.
Philanthropists do it generously.
Philanthropists give 'til it hurts.
Philosophers can't prove they do it.
Philosophers do it for pure reasons.
Philosophers do it in their minds.
Philosophers go deep.
Philosophers think about doing it.
Philosophers think they do it.
Philosophers wonder why they did it.
Phone operators let their fingers do the walking.
Photographers are better developed.
Photographers do it at 68 degrees or not at all.
Photographers do it fisheyed.
Photographers do it in the dark.
Photographers do it while exposing.
Photographers do it with a flash.
Photographers do it with a zoom.
Photographers do it with enlargers.
Photographers do it with their subjects.
Phototherapists do it with the lights on.
Physical therapists do it 'til it hurts.
Physical therapists work your muscles.
Physicists do it a quantum at a time.
Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
Physicists do it attractively.
Physicists do it energetically.
Physicists do it in a vacuum.
Physicists do it in black holes.
Physicists do it in waves.
Physicists do it like Einstein.
Physicists do it magnetically.
Physicists do it on accelerated frames.
Physicists do it particularly.
Physicists do it repulsively.
Physicists do it strangely.
Physicists do it up and down, with charming color, but strange!
Physicists do it with Tensors.
Physicists do it with black bodies.
Physicists do it with charm.
Physicists do it with large expensive machinery.
Physicists do it with rigid bodies.
Physicists do it with the help of an absolute Bohr (ouch!).
Physicists do it with their vectors.
Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion.
Physicists get a big bang.
Physics majors do it at the speed of light.
Piano players have faster fingers.
Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments.
Pilots do it in the cockpit.
Pilots do it on the wing.
Pilots do it to get high.
Pilots do it with flare. (airplanes are flared on landing)
Pilots keep it up longer.
Pilots stay up longer.
Ping-pong players always smash balls.
Ping-pong players do it with paddles.
Pipefitters do it snugly.
Pirates do it with stumps.
Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
Plasma physicists do it with everything stripped off.
Plasterers do it hard.
Players do it in a team.
Plumbers do it under the sink.
Plumbers do it with plumbers' friends.
Podiatrists do it with someone else's feet.
Podiatrists play footsie.
Poker players do it with a full house.
Poker players do it with a royal flush.
Poker players do it with their own hand.
Poker players do it with two pair.
Polaroid does it in one step.
Polaroid does it in seconds.
Pole vaulters do it with long, flexible instruments.
Policemen do it when you dial 911.
Policemen like big busts.
Policemen never cop out.
Politicians bicker about it.
Politicians do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards.
Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
Politicians do it to everyone.
Politicians do it to make the headlines.
Politicians do it with everyone.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.
Pool cleaners do it wet.
Popes do it in the woods.
Postmen are first class males.
Postmen come slower.
Postmen fill lots of boxes.
Post office workers do it overnight, guaranteed for $8.90.
Presbyterians do it decently and in order.
Prevaricators do it with tall tales.
Prince Charles does it in succession.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Printers reproduce the fastest.
Prisoners do it in balls and chains.
Probate lawyers do it willingly.
Procrastinators do it later.
Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it.
Proctologists do it in the end.
Proctologists do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine.
Proctologists end up with anyone.
Professors do it by the book.
Professors do it with class.
Professors don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students.
Professors forget to do it.
Programmers CYCLE forever, until you make them EXIT.
Programmers do it all night.
Programmers do it bottom-up.
Programmers do it by pushing and popping.
Programmers do it in higher levels.
Programmers do it in loops.
Programmers do it in software
Programmers do it on command.
Programmers do it top down.
Programmers do it with bugs.
Programmers repeat it until done.
Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged.
Promiscuous hackers share resources.
Prospectors go for the mother lode.
Prostitutes do it at illegal addresses.
Prostitutes do it for profit.
Prostitutes do it on the john.
Protestants do it unwillingly.
Protozoans do it asexually.
Protozoans do it with binary fission.
Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session.
Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
Psychologists do it with rats.
Psychologists think they do it.
Public speakers do it orally.
Pyrotechnics experts do it with a blinding flash.
Pyrotechnics experts do it with flare.
Quakers do it quietly.
Qualitative researchers know what they're looking for.
Quantum physicists do it in leaps.
Quantum physicists do it on time.
Quantum physicists are uncertain whether they do it or not, but statistically it is possible.
Queens do it royally.
RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
Racers like to come in first.
Racquetball players do it off the wall.
Racquetball players do it with blue balls.
Radio amateurs do it with frequency.
Radio amateurs do it with two meters.
Radio Engineers do it till it MegaHertz.
Radio Engineers do it with Frequency.
Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it.
Radiocasters do it in the air.
Radiologists do it with high frequency.
Radiologists X-ray it.
Rafters do it rapidly.
Rafters do it with long, hard strokes.
Railroaders do it on track.
Rally drivers do it sideways.
Rangers do it in the woods.
Rangers do it with all the animals in the woods.
Rappellers do it with ropes.
Rappers pump it up.
Ravens do it nevermore.
Ray tracers do it on any available platform.
Real estate agents know all the prime spots.
Receptionists do it all day at their desks.
Receptionists do it for anyone.
Receptionists do it in the lobby.
Receptionists do it over the phone.
Receptionists do it with a smile.
Receptionists do it with men AND women.
Receptionists do it with the general public.
Recyclers use it again.
Rednecks do it in pickups.
Reference librarians know where to find it fast.
Reporters do it daily.
Reporters do it for a story.
Reporters do it for the sensation it causes.
Reproductive physiologists do it for a living.
Republicans do as their lobbyists tell them to.
Republicans do it to poor people.
Research professors do it only if they get grants.
Researchers are still looking for it.
Researchers do it with control.
Retailers move their merchandise.
Rheologists do it fluidly.
Rhinologists do it nasally.
Robin Hood took it from the rich and gave it to the poor.
Robots do it mechanically.
Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust.
Rocky does it with Bullwinkle.
Roller skaters like to roll around.
Rolling Stone Magazine does it where they rock.
Ronald Reagan does it for the Gipper.
Ronald Reagan fell asleep while doing it.
Ronald Reagan forgot how to do it.
Roofers do it on top.
Roosters do it coquettishly.
Roseanne Arnold does it while singing the National Anthem.
Ross Perot does it - it's just that simple.
Royal guards do it in uniforms.
Rugby players do it with leather balls.
Runners do it with vigor.
Runners get into more pants.
SAIL hackers do it with [Control].
SAIL hackers follow the procedure.
SAIL hackers have high service levels.
SIMULA programmers do it with CLASS.
Sailors are best on the sheets.
Sailors do it ad nauseam.
Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas.
Sailors get blown off shore.
Sailors like to be blown.
Salespeople have a way with their tongues.
Salespeople push harder.
Salespeople use high-pressure techniques.
Santa Claus does it at the North Pole.
Santa Claus does it down the chimney.
Santa Claus does it in your stockings.
Santa Claus does it once a year.
Santa Claus does it with elves.
Saxophonists are horny.
Saxophonists have curved ones.
Schubert didn't finish it.
Scientists discovered it.
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scientists do it with plenty of research.
Scotsmen do it with Amazing Grace.
Scuba divers do it deeper.
Scuba divers do it with a buddy.
Sculptors beat at it until bits fall off.
Second fiddles do it vilely.
Second-guessers think twice about it.
Secretaries do it for their bosses.
Secretaries do it from 9 to 5.
Secretaries do it shorthand.
Seismologists do it when the earth shakes.
Seismologists make the earth move.
Semanticists do it with meaning.
Senators do it on the floor.
Sergeants do it privately.
Set theorists do it with cardinals.
Sewer workers do it in the manhole.
Sewer workers get down and dirty.
Shakespearean scholars do it... or don't do it, that is the question....
Shareware programmers let you try it for free.
Sheep do it when led astray.
Shepherds do it with their flock.
Shift workers relieve each other.
Signallers do it with frequency until it Hertz.
Simulation hackers do it with models.
Singers do it with microphones.
Skaters do it on ice.
Skeet Shooters do it 25 times in 9 different positions.
Skeletons do it with a bone.
Skeptics doubt about it.
Skeptics doubt it can be done.
Skiers do it spread eagled.
Skiers do it with poles.
Skiers go down fast.
Skunks do it instinctively.
Skydivers are good till the last drop.
Skydivers do it at great heights.
Skydivers do it in the air.
Skydivers do it sequentially.
Skydivers do it spread-eagle.
Skydivers go down faster.
Skydivers go in harder.
Skydivers NEVER do it without a chute.
Slaves do it for the masters.
Small boat sailors do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching.
Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
Snakes do it in the grass.
Snobs do it better than you.
Soap manufacturers do it with Lava.
Soap manufacturers do it with Safeguard.
Soap manufacturers do it with Zest.
Soccer players do it for kicks.
Soccer players do it in the grass.
Soccer players do it in 90 minutes.
Soccer players have better ball control.
Soccer players have leather balls.
Sociologists do it with class.
Sociologists do it with conscience.
Software designers do it over and over until they get it right.
Software designers do it with system.
Software reliablity specialists keep it up longer.
Software testers do it over and over again.
Solar astronomers can't do it where the sun don't shine.
Solar astronomers do it all day.
Solar astronomers do it with flare.
Soldiers do it in an orderly fashion.
Soldiers do it in uniform fashion.
Soldiers do it on command.
Soldiers do it standing erect.
Soldiers do it with a machine gun.
Soldiers parade it.
Soldiers shoot it.
Sonarmen do it aurally.
Sopranos do it in unison.
Soviet hardline leaders do it with tanks.
Sparrows do it for a lark (hearsay).
Speakers do it with pointers.
Speaking clocks do it on the third stroke.
Spectroscopists do it until it hertz.
Spectroscopists do it with frequency and intensity.
Speech pathologists are oral specialists.
Speleologists make a science of going deeper.
Spellcasters do it with their rods/staves/wands.
Spelunkers do it in narrow dark places.
Spelunkers do it in the hole.
Spelunkers do it underground.
Spelunkers do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices.
Spies do it under cover.
Sportscasters like an instant replay.
Sprinters do it after years of conditioning.
Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds.
St. Matthew did it passionately.
Stagehands do it behing the scenes.
Stagehands do it for every scene.
Stagehands do it in the dark.
Stagehands do it on cue.
Stagehands do it on the fly.
Stamp collectors do it in sets.
Stamp collectors do it on approval.
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
Statisticians do it when it counts.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians do it with standard deviations.
Statisticians do it with two-tail T tests.
Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal.
Statisticians probably do it.
Steam engines pull trains.
Steamfitters do it with a long hot pipe.
Stewardesses do it at 30,000 feet.
Stewardesses do it between the wings.
Stewardesses do it in the air.
Stewardesses do it in the cabin.
Stewardesses do it on wide bodies.
Stragglers do it in the rear.
Structured programmers DO it OD.
Students are graded for their performance.
Students do it as exercises.
Students do it on a guaranteed loan.
Students use their heads.
Square dancers do it in a circle.
Square dancers do it with many partners.
Submariners do it deeper.
Submariners use their torpedoes.
Supercomputer users do it in parallel.
Surfers do it in the tube.
Surfers do it in waves.
Surfers do it standing up.
Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
Surgeons are smooth operators.
Surgeons do it incisively.
Swashbucklers do it with three feet of steel.
Swimmers do it in the water.
Swimmers do it with a breast stroke.
Swimmers do it with better strokes.
Swinging hackers Move Swapped.
SysOps do it with their computers.
System hackers are always ready.
System hackers get it up quicker.
System hackers keep it up longer.
System hackers know where to poke.
System hackers swap on demand.
System managers do it with pencils.
Systems go down on their hackers.
Systems have black boxes.
Systems programmers keep it up longer.
TV evangelists do more than lay people.
TV repairmen do it with a vertical hold.
TV repairmen do it in SYNC.
TV repairmen do it with their tubes.
Tailors come with no strings attached.
Tailors make it fit.
Tankers do it but leave tracks.
Tankers do it with armor.
Tankers do it with protection.
Tap dancers do it with their feet.
Taxi cab drivers come faster.
Taxi cab drivers do it all over town.
Taxidermists mount anything.
Taxpayers have it done to them.
Taxpayers have to do it by April 15.
Teacher Assistants do it with class.
Teachers do it every period.
Teachers do it 50 times after class.
Teachers do it repeatedly.
Teachers do it with class.
Teachers do it with instruction.
Teachers make you do it until you get it right.
Techies do it behind the scenes. (as in stage hands)
Techies do it in the blackout with power tools.
Techies do it in the dark.
Techies do it on cue.
Technicians do it with frequency.
Technicians do it with high voltage probes.
Technicians do it with mechanical assistance.
Technicians test it first.
Teddy Roosevelt did it softly, but with a big stick.
Teddy bears do it with small children.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do it for pizza.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do it in the sewer.
Telemarketers do it over and over and over.
Telemarketers never stop doing it.
Telephone company employees let their fingers do the walking.
Tellers can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
Tennis players play with balls all day long.
Tennis players do it in sets.
Tennis players do it in their shorts.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Testators do it willingly.
Testers do it over and over.
Texans do it with oil.
Theoretical astronomers only think about it.
Theoreticians do it conceptually.
Theoreticians do it with a proof.
Thieves do it in leather.
Thieves do it when you're not looking.
Thieves do it with their lock picks.
Tonya Harding does it with a baton.
Topoligists do it on rubber sheets.
Trainees do it as practice.
Trampoline acrobats do it in the air.
Trampoline acrobats do it over a net.
Trampoline acrobats do it swinging from bars.
Trampoline acrobats do it under the big top.
Transport supports it.
Transsexuals do it right eventually.
Transvestites do it dressed.
Travel agents do it in strange places.
Travel agents know all the best locations.
Travel agents take you where you want to go.
Tree men do it in more crotches than anyone else.
Tribiological engineers do it by using lubricants.
Trombone players are constantly sliding it in and out.
Trombone players do it faster.
Trombone players do it in 7 positions.
Trombone players do it with slide action finger control.
Trombone players do it with slide oil.
Trombone players do it with their 'F' attachment.
Trombone players have something that's always long and hard.
Trombone players use more positions.
Truck drivers carry bigger loads.
Truck drivers do it on the road.
Truck drivers have bigger dipsticks.
Truck drivers have moving experiences.
Trump does it with cash.
Trumpet players blow hard.
Trumpet players blow the best.
Trumpet players can't do it.
Trumpet players do it with tighter lips.
Tuba players do it with big horns.
Tuba players do it deeper.
Tuba players usually do it on one and three.
Typesetters do it between periods.
Typists do it in triplicate.
Typists do it with their fingers.
Typographers do it to the letter.
Typographers do it with tight kerning.
UNIX don't do it.
UPS employees do it overnight.
Ultimate players do it horizontally.
Undertakers dig it.
Undertakers do it with corpses.
Union workers do it with a quick strike.
Union workers do it with solidarity.
Unix Programmers must C her's.
Urologists do it in a bottle.
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives.
Usenet news freaks do it with many groups at once.
Ushers do it in the dark.
Ushers show you the way.
Usurers do it with high interest.
Vacationers do it in a leisure way.
Vagrants do it everywhere.
Valedictorians do it in front of the whole class.
Valuers really know the price.
Vandals do it to your property.
Vanguard do it ahead of everyone else.
Vegetarians don't do it with meats.
Vendors try hard to sell it.
Verifiers check on it.
Versifiers write poems for it.
Veterans have much more experience than the fresh-handed.
Veterinarians are pussy lovers.
Veterinarians do it with sick animals.
Vicars do it with amazing grace.
Victims are those who got it.
Victors know how hard to win it.
Viewers do it with eyes.
Vigilantes take it into their own hands.
Vilifiers say others don't do it well.
Villagers do it provincially.
Villains do it to the good guys.
Violinists do it gently.
Violinists do it with bows and strings.
Violinists prefer odd positions.
Violoncellists do it low.
Virgins use it and lose it.
Virtuosi appreciate it.
Visa - it's everywhere you want to be.
Visitors come and see it.
Vocalists are good in their mouths.
Volcanologists erupt with a bang.
Volcanologists know how violent it can be.
Voles dick through it.
Volleyball players do it with spikes.
Volleyball players keep it up.
Volunteers do it in their spare time.
Volunteers do it willingly.
Votarists decide to contribute themself.
Voters will decide who can do it.
Voyagers do it in between the sea and the sky.
Voyeurs like what they see.
Vulcans do it logically.
W.W.1 GIs did it over there.
Waitresses do it for tips.
Waitresses do it with chopsticks.
Waitresses serve it piping hot.
Water skiers come down harder.
Water skiers do it with cuts.
Weightlifters pump harder.
Welders do it with hot rods.
Welders fill all cracks.
Welders heat it up before it cuts.
Welfare recipients do it while everyone else pays for it.
Well diggers do it in a hole.
Windows users do it slowly, especially with older systems.
Wine bottlers cork it.
Wine tasters are vintage lovers.
Wolves do it in packs.
Woodwind players have better tonguing.
Wrestlers do it on mats.
Wrestlers know the best holds.
Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs.
Writers have novel ways.
X programmers do it with clients and servers.
Xerox does it again and again and again and again.
X-ray astronomers do it with high energy.
X-ray technicians see right through you.
Yoga masters do it in strange positions.
Yuppies do it in BMWs.
Yuppies get to the top faster.
Zen Buddhists do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it.
Zen Buddhists do it and don't do it.
Zippermakers do it on the fly.
Zippy does it on his lunch break.Zoologists do it with animals.

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