Quotes and One-Liners about Women

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Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable. - Ed Abbey

In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. - Ed Abbey

Girls, like flowers, bloom but once. But once is enough. - Edward Abbey

Women who love only women may have a good point. - Edward Abbey

Women: We cannot love them all. But we must try. - Edward Abbey

The feminists have a legitimate grievance. But so does everyone else. - Edward Abbey

Woman: A creature whom a man can't get along with or without. Animal usually
living in the vicinity of man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. - Ambrose Bierce

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

Women! You can't live with them, you can't do most positions without them.
- Dan Fielding (from the "Night Court" television series)

The great question... Which I have not been able to answer...is, "What does a woman want?" - Freud

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. - Dr. Johnson

It's so hard for women, even nice women, to realize that their bodies are not irresistible. - Philip Marlowe "The Big Sleep" (1939) a novel by Raymond Chandler

Men always want to please women, but these last 15 years, women have been hard
to please. If you want to resist the feminist movement, the simple way to do it
is to give them what they want and they'll defeat themselves. Today, you've got
endless women in their 20s and 30s who don't know if they want to be a mother,
have lunch, or be secretary of state. - actor Jack Nicholson, sharing his
analysis of the "battle between the sexes"

Did you know that woman speaks eighteen languages? ... And can't say 'no' in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Feminism: A socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. - Pat Robertson

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge, we would get somewhere.
- James Thurber

A man uses guns, knives, and explosives to get what he wants, but a woman has some very special weapons of her own.

Being a woman is quite difficult since it consists mainly of dealing with men.

Feminists are okay, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested.

One of the ironies of life is that it's usually the warm girls, not the cold ones, who get the fur coats.

Women do not snore, fart, or belch; therefore, they must bitch or else they will blow up.

Women who think they are the equal of men, lack ambition.

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